Happiness is...

A big cushioned chair that your neighbors gave to your brother when he said he was going to move out two years ago that has been covered in a crisp clean mighty mouse sheet he used to sleep on when he was young and placed near the fireplace with a small chair next to it so you don't have to jump high to get onto it.

A full day of study

11:00AM: Wake up.

11:30AM: Get out of bed.

12:00PM: Complete breakfast.

12:30PM: Finish browsing internet, commence study.

1:50PM: Stop study; take 17 high definition pictures of cat sleeping in front of the fireplace.

2:00PM: Start writing “A full day of study.”

2:05PM: Recommence study.

2:25PM: Get out of pyjamas. Search for socially acceptable clothes. Walk to fruit market to purchase cheese, bread and apple juice.

2:45PM: Enjoy cheese and crackers while simultaneously browsing the internet for distractions and contemplating what topic would be easiest to cover next.

4:00PM: Finally choose an option and recommence study.

5:30PM: Get sick of McLuhan and technological determinism, decide his work was far from the easiest topic.

6:30PM: Dinner and procrastination break!

7:45PM: Come to the conclusion that I’m not really going to do that much more work, decide to do one more reading before giving up entirely.

The next day 1/3 of my answers are based on the reading I completed 20min before the exam.